Author Archives: Sawyer Bisson

Iguana Day Is Coming!

Every February 2nd, the rest of the country tunes in to the tiny town of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania to witness resident celebrity Punxsutawney Phil withdraw from his burrow. Legend has it that if Phil sees his shadow, he will become frightened and dart back inside to the safety of his underground home. Unfortunately, this also signifies six more weeks of winter.

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2020 Vision

If you or a loved one has made a 2020 vision joke within the past decade and year, please consider going to your local funny doctor as you clearly have no sense of humor. Just like Dad jokes and corny jokes, hate ’em or hate ’em, they’re here to stay for at least the remainder of 2020. The context behind

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High School Esports League Week 1 results.

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six: Siege Roster:Cory Bisson, Reef Holdinga, Max Hribar, Mary Rhyder, Sawyer Bisson Maps: Coastline, Clubhouse Results: Coastline: 7-1, Clubhouse 7-1 in Dolphin’s favor. Stats for Coastline: K-A-D Sawyer: 10-3-4 Cory: 10-3-1 Max: 9-3-6 Reef: 4-4-6 Mary: 5-4-6 Stats for Clubhouse: K-A-D Sawyer: 7-4-5 Reef: 10-2-2 Cory: 7-4-5 Max: 10-2-2 Mary: 5-3-2 Rocket League RL team wins by

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Marine Mechanics UPDATE

There’s been a lot of excitement and talk about the new marine mechanics class, so we asked Mrs. McPherson some questions. -Why don’t we have a marine mechanics class? “Everything was ready to go. We had the equipment. the room, and the salary, but unfortunately the teacher backed out last minute. The class is folded for now but it might

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